The Beyyyunnnnccaaaayyy Smackdown!

God, I don't know why I'm going to see this movie today. Please forgive me.

At least I get to make fun of the way she talks. :-)

It's hot as hell in Georgia today. Why do I not have any watermelon in my house? Ain't that what Southern people do? Eat watermelon? Gah! I want some. Mustard would say, "Eewwwww!"

I burnt my f**ckin' head with the curling iron yesterday. I never use that bitch and I don't remember it ever getting that hot. WTF? The back of my head burned for nearly two hours.

I have to go to a cookout today and I don't want to. Somebody help me think of a way to get out of it. Please? I'll give you a cookie!

More later!



(How boring am I? Seriously?) O_o